I told my parents not to buy me chocolate for easter because I always eat way to much and just feel generally shitty for the days following. The only chocolate I was going to get was a medium kinder surprise bunny and a tiny cadbury bunny from Caitlin, which I was perfectly happy with. We had everyone’s easter presents on the bed ready to be packed to take back home for Easter Sunday, but when Caitlin went to kiss me goodbye this morning she accidentally smashed the shit out of my bunny with her knee. Chocolate pieces all over the bed and floor.

Basically I get to have Easter early while everyone else has to wait.